Hahaha. Hello. I'm from the future. I came back from to past to tell you that Clerks 3 will never happened. It was never going to happen. It'll never be happening and everything you said is nothing but a pipe dream.

So basically, he's planning to be immortal, am I right?

To the guy who asked why Scooter hung out with these two *ahem* 'Pricks', people can have legit friends like these. I sure did, I still keep in touch and stuff. They haven't killed themselves!














....Yet.